Saturday, February 8, 2014
Argument of the Long Married
She made french toast this morning with a limited number of bread slices available.
Her: Come and get it Honey, these are yours.
Him: I don't need that much, take those two.
Her: No, you eat more than me, I have enough right here.
Him: Well, I'm not taking that last one, it's yours.
Her: I don't want it, honestly. I would say so if I wanted it.
Him: No you wouldn't. You lie all the time and say you don't want something when I know you do.
Her: Um, no, you are the one who does that because you think you are selfish, so you over-compensate by pretending you don't want stuff.
Him: I am not going to eat that last one, do what you want.
Her: I do not want it either, guess I will give it to the dog. (Totally bluffing.)
Him: Whatever. (Totally bluffing also.)
Layla (the dog) won this argument.
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